aluminumonster:

me

dietchola:

IT GETS ME EVERY TIME

darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

this is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh

tvspecial:

someone ride me

paynenvy:

hahry:

should i do homework or burn my school

the first one sounds like a lot of work

odd2oul:

to people who haven’t unfollowed me

laugh-addict:

knees actually look like a tiny face is trying to push its way out of your leg though

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

camouflagedpeeta:

jubetheboob:

camouflagedpeeta:

in 100 years.. will it really matter that i didnt do my homework

in a hundred years it wont even matter that you were alive. none of us will matter will will be memories, then the people whose memories we are in will die too and will will fade into pure nothingness.

so i guess i wont do my homework

analprolapsing:

analprolapsing:

analprolapsing:

omg my dog just turned into a bagel wtf

you think i’m lying

pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates